thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

(via just-like-before)

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

(via just-like-before)

nxnsense:

ibadbitch:

american-radical:

I won’t stop reblogging this

I will never get over this shit

Yeet game real

nxnsense:

ibadbitch:

american-radical:

I won’t stop reblogging this

I will never get over this shit

Yeet game real

(via oscarworthyperformance)

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via ashtoninbassclef)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via tastefullyoffensive)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(via best-of-text-posts)

littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

FUCK

(via pauladeenandporn)

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