variouslettuces:

They saw it coming.

unpluggedoutlet:

Like a proud father.

unpluggedoutlet:

Like a proud father.

(via madmanmadbox)

dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

urgentcum:

this sounds like me

(via t-o-f-f-e-e-e)

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

(via cynical--skin)

rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

image

(via lohanthony)